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26Mar/04Off

Ryan Seacrest is stupid. In other news, the sky is…

Ryan Seacrest is stupid. In other news, the sky is blue.

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25Mar/04Off

What a colossal ass.

What a colossal ass.

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25Mar/04Off

Kevin Smith posted a missive on his website regard…

Kevin Smith posted a missive on his website regarding Jersey Girl and people’s reactions to it.

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25Mar/04Off

Richard Simmons slapped a guy in an airport. Not s…

Richard Simmons slapped a guy in an airport. Not shoved, not punched, but bitchslapped. How very Zsa-Zsa. I bet he cried afterwards, too.

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25Mar/04Off

One day these girls are going to wake up and think…

One day these girls are going to wake up and think, “I showed my tits to the world and all I got was this trucker hat.” Dummies.

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25Mar/04Off

Deep. Fried. Chocolate. Sandwich.

Deep. Fried. Chocolate. Sandwich.

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25Mar/04Off

Why am I not hearing more about this? Being told t…

Why am I not hearing more about this? Being told to actually change the results of translations of terrorist documents? Every day, every minute, this administration slaps me a little bit harder. Also, a timeline of events leading to 9/11 that boggle the mind.

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25Mar/04Off

Remember that bra I was talking about the other da…

Remember that bra I was talking about the other day? Well, I got it in the mail yesterday (talk about fast delivery, yo). I’m wearing it now. First impression – I’d like it to be a teeny bit more padded. However, the underwire feels quite strong, but not uncomfortable. My girls are lifted and separated, rather than being squashed flat like most of my sports bras. However, I’m not planning on going out running or anything for you guys, so I don’t know how that will work. But it seems fine. Anyway, so far, I like it. Is it worth $56? Not sure quite yet, but it is comfortable. I mean, how do you review a bra? If you have any questions, I guess, just ask me here.

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24Mar/04Off

NEW ASK FREAKGIRL! This was a tough one.

NEW ASK FREAKGIRL! This was a tough one.

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24Mar/04Off

Last night we were at Costco, buying huge quantiti…

Last night we were at Costco, buying huge quantities of frozen chicken and vitamins and printer ink. We were staring like zombies at the frozen food section, and this couple came up with their cart. They stared, too, then the guy went, “Oh, there it is!” and reached in and pulled out a box of what l think were little jamaican meat pies. He showed his girlfriend/wife the box, and she just went, “Okay, but…” and he said, “I know dude, I know, they totally smell like feet.” She looked at him with horror and he continued, “Feet, they smell like feet, but they rule, I swear.” I really enjoyed that little exchange. Especially since the geekboy and I spend most of our time in Costco yelling, “No!” at each other.

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