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30Jul/03Off

So we’ve been warned that there might be more plan…

So we’ve been warned that there might be more plans to hijack American airplanes this summer, and we respond by…firing the marshals who’ve been flying undercover for our protection? Yeah, that makes sense.

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30Jul/03Off

So, the Osbournes last night. Ozzy and the boys go…

So, the Osbournes last night. Ozzy and the boys go fishing. Boring. They lost a little bit of my love when they were throwing firecrackers off the boat near the birds. Also, Oz repeating over and over about how he’s wanted to take Jack fishing for seventeen years? Not funny. Sad. It was like talking to my grandmother.

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30Jul/03Off

Stephen King will be writing a weekly column for E…

Stephen King will be writing a weekly column for Entertainment Weekly magazine. The coolest part about this is that he’s replacing Joel Stein. Thank god, the nightmare is over.

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30Jul/03Off

A great review of Gigli. "Great" meaning, HA HA! D…

A great review of Gigli. “Great” meaning, HA HA! Dude, they compare it to Glitter in terms of suckage.

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29Jul/03Off

And all hail the Style Network, because Jack Wagne…

And all hail the Style Network, because Jack Wagner has arrived at Melrose Place.

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29Jul/03Off

Please, please tell me this is a joke. It’s a pran…

Please, please tell me this is a joke. It’s a prank, right? Seriously.

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29Jul/03Off

File this under things I never, ever want to think…

File this under things I never, ever want to think about again.

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29Jul/03Off

More than you’ll ever need to know about the F-wor…

More than you’ll ever need to know about the F-word.

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29Jul/03Off

Congrats to Howard Dean and his supporters, who so…

Congrats to Howard Dean and his supporters, who so far have raised more than half a million bucks when challenged to surpass Cheney’s $300K fundraiser. The power of the motherfucking internet, people.

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29Jul/03Off

This is what I call honesty in advertising. [thank…

This is what I call honesty in advertising. [thanks Bridget!]

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