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27Feb/03Off

You know what, Princess Jennifer? NO ONE IS BUYING…

You know what, Princess Jennifer? NO ONE IS BUYING IT.

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27Feb/03Off

R.I.P., Mr. Rogers.

R.I.P., Mr. Rogers.

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27Feb/03Off

Did anyone watch Sorority Life last night? Good ch…

Did anyone watch Sorority Life last night? Good christ. I thought the girls last season were catty…forget it, they were NOTHING compared to this group of coozes. There’s this one girl named Jarel or Janel or Jor-El or some shit like that…she told the camera that her sorority is very “down to earth” and cool, then proceeded to explain that although they’re very open-minded during rush, they certainly wouldn’t want someone with “you know, a mini-skirt and like, big old rolls hanging out.” And then she didn’t want to extend a bid to one girl because “she never came up and said hello to me.” You know what, bitch? Fuck you. This is the exact reason sororities get the bad rep that they have. Ugh. And who the hell has programmed the sisters to keep repeating “We are down to earth, down to earth, down to earth….” ??? GAAAAAAH.

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26Feb/03Off

NEW Ask Freakgirl! Click here to read the longest …

NEW Ask Freakgirl! Click here to read the longest letter ever!

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26Feb/03Off

More fun with the ready.gov website. [thanks to jo…

More fun with the ready.gov website. [thanks to jon]

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26Feb/03Off

And this is why I love Kathy Griffin.

And this is why I love Kathy Griffin.

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26Feb/03Off

The Onion’s tips on preparing for a terrorist atta…

The Onion‘s tips on preparing for a terrorist attack.

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26Feb/03Off

Last night Laura and I went to see How to Lose a G…

Last night Laura and I went to see How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. Chick flick, yeah I know, who cares what you think. It was very sweet. Cute movie. I enjoyed it. Although it did have one of those mandatory boy-chases-girl-through-town-before-she-gets-to-airport-and-walks-out-of-his-life-forever scenes. I’m tired of those.

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26Feb/03Off

How Evil Are You? I am Good. You are very tolerant…

How Evil Are You? I am Good. You are very tolerant towards things and are usually very good-natured yourself. You are pleasant to be around and it shows in conversations. You are rarely inclined to do wrong. Um, okay!

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26Feb/03Off

I didn’t even know this was my worst nightmare unt…

I didn’t even know this was my worst nightmare until I read it. [link via fark]

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