Anyone who has experience with Unemployment please…
Anyone who has experience with Unemployment please give me some advice. I can’t get through to claim my benefits on the phone. For some reason, I can’t do the automated system; it says I have to first speak with a customer rep. So when I call that number, I get a message that says, “We can’t take your call right now. Please call back later,” and it hangs up on me. I don’t understand this. Today is the only day this week I am “allowed” to call. What if I never get through? I am so frustrated with this shit; I feel like I’m doing something wrong.
Go Mihow, it’s your birthday…go Mihow, it’s your…
Go Mihow, it’s your birthday…go Mihow, it’s your birthday! Have a great day, youngster.
And no, I didn’t watch the State of the Union last…
And no, I didn’t watch the State of the Union last night because I prefer that my head NOT explode into a million pieces on a Tuesday. I’ll read a transcript or something later. But let me make a prediction. He said, “blah blah blah blah kill Saddam for my Daddy blah blah give more money to the rich blah blah ignore the economy blah blah war on terror.”
Hey Howard, here’s the reason why most of your lis…
Hey Howard, here’s the reason why most of your listeners can’t relate to you anymore. (But I am glad you showed Carson who’s boss.)
Potential FOX reality shows. I like the last one, …
Potential FOX reality shows. I like the last one, myself.
The Osbournes was a good episode, I thought. More …
The Osbournes was a good episode, I thought. More Robert Marcato, please! Man alive. If I were seventeen years old again, he would be my boyfriend. Right now he is just my jailbait crush. So he lives in the guest house? I thought Aimee lived in the guest house. Are they going to be roommates? Why do I care?
Did anyone see The Real World last night? What is …
Did anyone see The Real World last night? What is wrong with these people? The Irulan vs. Alton wrestling match was extremely disturbing, and reminded me of the way Buffy and Spike used to beat the shit out of each other before having sex. Sick and wrong, people. Although I must admit, I cracked up when Irulan laid the People’s Elbow on Alton. Har!
So I went to the unemployment seminar. :: yawn :: …
So I went to the unemployment seminar. :: yawn :: I don’t think I really needed to show up; a few of the people there have already started collecting their checks. The woman that ran it was a twittering moron wearing a leather skirt. She giggled through the whole thing, which lasted all of twenty minutes. Afterwards, I attempted to ask her a few questions, and she responded, “Well, um, I don’t know. I don’t know. Um. Go take a number and stand in that line.” So I left, instead. Of course, when I got home and checked my paperwork again, I realized that due to vacation-induced stress and business, I neglected to call in the other week to start getting my money. I have to call tomorrow to try again. Yeesh.
Here’s that Office Linebacker commercial from the …
Here’s that Office Linebacker commercial from the Superbowl if you want to see it (again).
Britney Spears doesn’t like movies that "you have …
Britney Spears doesn’t like movies that “you have to think about.” Oh my word.
