Our porch kitty is sick
Our porch kitty is sick with a cold. Poor baby. The geekboy bought him a little warmer for the chair he sleeps on – it’s really neat. It looks like a frisbee. You put it in the microwave for a few minutes, and it stays warm for about 8 or 9 hours. Obviously it helped a little, because when Long Legs woke up this morning, he was all coughing and sneezing. So I’m hoping that means he’s clearing out. He was kind enough to sneeze and spray boogers all over the front door, though.
Happy Thanksgiving (one day early)

Happy Thanksgiving (one day early) to everyone here in the States. I will probably take a few days off from posting. See you all soon!
I am grouchy. For no particular reason.
I am grouchy. For no particular reason. My entire body hurts. Just aches. I don’t know why. I’m not sick. I suppose it’s a lethal combination of 1) not working out much anymore, 2) walking around all day on Sunday with a heavy purse and shopping bags, and 3) helping the geekboy move an entertainment center on Saturday. All I know is that I can’t move my head all the way to the right (which really gets in the way when I get angry and try to make my head spin around), my back feels like it could snap in half any moment now, and my legs are sore. I know this will pass in a day or two, but it’s really making me cranky. I can’t wait to go home, put on some sweats, and maybe have a glass of wine. Or four. First, though, I have to get a haircut. I love when they wash my hair, so that will be relaxing. Then I’ll run to the grocery store to get stuff for Thanksgiving. Then I’ll come home, make dinner for the geekboy and myself, and settle in to watch The Osbournes later tonight. Okay, I’m feeling better already.
My friend Jill will be in the Macy’s Parade
My friend Jill will be in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade on Thursday. Look for her next to the Grinch float dressed as a Who. She’ll be the cutest one there.
Here’s a good reason not to get your nipples pierced
Here’s a good reason not to get your nipples pierced, ladies.
The Osbournes starts up again tonight!
The Osbournes starts up again tonight! YAYA! Here’s an interview with Jack.
Monday Nights
Monday nights are usually movie rental nights in our house. Last night was Buffy the Vampire Slayer and The Sweetest Thing. The geekboy got Buffy Season 1 on DVD for his birthday, so he wanted to start from the real beginning. I love that movie; always have. Good times. However, The Sweetest Thing? Horrific. I couldn’t even finish watching it. So gross. I am not a prude; I have no problem with dick and fart jokes. I spent Saturday night laughing uproariously at Margaret Cho discussing the finer points of eating pussy. But this movie was just stupid, obnoxious, and embarassing. Ugh. Nightmare. Obviously, the critics agree.
Here’s a picture of J.Lo, apparently eating her ow…
Here’s a picture of J.Lo, apparently eating her own boogers. Ben must be so proud. [link nicked from reenhead]
Tips and recipes for a vegetarian Thanksgiving.
Tips and recipes for a vegetarian Thanksgiving.
