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29Apr/02Off

Ah, American hockey fans. So classy, so sensitive….

Ah, American hockey fans. So classy, so sensitive. Assholes. [link via fark]

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29Apr/02Off

The Coen brothers are going to direct ads for The …

The Coen brothers are going to direct ads for The Gap. Hrmph.

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Brand new Ask Freakgirl! Check it out from the lin…

Brand new Ask Freakgirl! Check it out from the link up top.

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29Apr/02Off

My horoscope today: Would your life be so differen…

My horoscope today: Would your life be so different if you didn’t share it with the person you are with at the moment, dear Libra? Here is a question that seems simple, but which probably goes to the heart of what is essential in your life. You have a certain tendency to reproach your partner for things that you could reproach yourself for, as well. Are you conscious of this fact? Okay. I don’t have a “person I am with at the moment.” I live with a cat. Does this mean I’m blaming her for things? “Who farted?” “Oh, it was the cat.” “Who forgot to pay the cable bill?” “Stupid cat.”

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29Apr/02Off

"A bong is a pipe used to smoke marijuana."

A bong is a pipe used to smoke marijuana.”

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This is rather creepy. [link via fark]

This is rather creepy. [link via fark]

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29Apr/02Off

Barbie’s mommy is dead. RIP. I guess.

Barbie’s mommy is dead. RIP. I guess.

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28Apr/02Off

Yesterday, Janet took me for a weekend jaunt to Ph…

Yesterday, Janet took me for a weekend jaunt to Philly. She had a family wedding to attend, so I tagged along with her so I could catch up with some friends in town. She also put us up in a SWANK hotel. I’ve never stayed in a really nice hotel before, so I was very excited. I called it my “princess” weekend. I was like from the Beverly Hillbillies or something. There were thick cotton robes, slippers, godiva chocolates on the pillow – the whole nine yards. The shower was so sweet that I took two. And there was a caviar menu. As if. Anyway, I had a great day and evening. While she was at the wedding, I chilled at the hotel with some room service and Lifetime television. I read my book, and took a long nap on the king-sized bed. That evening we went out with some friends to a couple of bars and caught up on things. I got home late this afternoon and I’m beat. The weekend was busy, but super fun, and hopefully it will make me feel better about having to face the hell that is work this week.

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28Apr/02Off

So Friday night we went to see Vulgar. I had seen …

So Friday night we went to see Vulgar. I had seen it before, but it was much better seeing it on a big screen. The crowd seemed into it, and I think it was a great success. Bryan has every reason to be proud, even though he’s a sick fuck. I saw Chris Weitz crossing the street in front of the theater, and freaked out. He be cute. Ed Koch was also walking around, and I was really hoping that he was going to see Vulgar. No such luck. We also had the pleasure of meeting mihow and tobyjoe. And Chandler, too. Apparently some supermodel whose name escapes me was hanging out in the theater lobby, and I was trying to get mihow to go over and give her some potato chips. Yep, a fab group of people who I hope to see again soon. They took us to Kate’s Joint for a lovely vegan dinner, and some loud Outkast on the stereo. Good times. And we hardly even talked about assing. Except for on the car ride home, where Lisa summed up the evening with, “Tonight I watched a clown get anally raped, and then had vegan pizza. A perfect night, really.”

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26Apr/02Off

As I’ve said before, I work in an old barn. Right …

As I’ve said before, I work in an old barn. Right now there is something scrambling up and down the roof. I hear it. My boss does too. I tried to tell him that it’s probably a monster so maybe we should all go home, but he won’t listen.

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