Whoops! Maybe he can write a movie about it.
Whoops! Maybe he can write a movie about it.
Ha ha funny! Warning: contains audio and cursing. …
Ha ha funny! Warning: contains audio and cursing. Woop! [link via fark]
To paraphrase the movie Parenthood, "You need a li…
To paraphrase the movie Parenthood, “You need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car — hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they’ll let any butt-reaming asshole be a parent.”
Today’s horoscope: The general energy of the day s…
Today’s horoscope: The general energy of the day should keep you in a quite favorable mood today, dear Libra, so roll with it. Your daily routine should run smoothly and you will find that people are more receptive to your bantering than usual. Enjoy lighthearted conversations with others and be sure to express your opinions in full. You might get somewhat challenged by a hard-nosed fundamentalist point of view that doesn’t quite match with what you are feeling. Be on guard for opposition. Whatever. I’m in a bad mood and I’ve already told everyone to stop talking to me.
Morons. Money makes people act like idiots. I hope…
Morons. Money makes people act like idiots. I hope they all feel like dummies.
A list of all the season finales of your favorite …
A list of all the season finales of your favorite shows. And the ones you hate, too. (might contain spoilers, not sure)
The RW/RR Battle of the Seasons was pretty funny l…
The RW/RR Battle of the Seasons was pretty funny last night, if only for Coral. “Kill yourself, Theo. It’s the only way.” Holly, SHUT UP.
Oh, and by the way? Whoever YOU are ? Not funny, a…
Oh, and by the way? Whoever YOU are ? Not funny, asshole. As a matter of fact, ASS YOU. Feel free to email this person and tell them so – their email address is in the URL.
