FOX News Porn. Hilarious, and totally not safe for work. Really, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard Geraldo Rivera exclaiming, “He stuck a blank-blank in my blank!”

While searching for some supplies for a holiday gift project I’m working on, a strange chain of events led me to this query from Yahoo! Answers. Hysterical. Betty Rocker was just talking about the dollar store the other day, but this question takes the cake.

Last night, the geekboy and I were talking about Reaper and how the relationship between Sam and Sock is way more interesting than the relationship between Sam and Andi. Which led us to the realization that some of the most entertaining relationships on television have been between two straight men. Jay & Silent Bob call the phenomenon “heterosexual lifemates,” but I prefer the word “bromos.”

My rules are that it’s not really about homoerotic tension (hello, Lex and Clark). It’s more like total and utter co-dependence and over-involvement in each other’s lives. The list after the jump. Read the rest of this entry »

I was just emailing with Chuck and, during our discussion of this and that, he stated, “The internet has spawned a breed of douchebag that relies on anonymity.” I cannot think of anything truthier. Just thought I’d share.

Via the hotness that is Michael, feast your eyes on this little piece of hilarity.

Best retraction ever?

I adore Heidi Klum.

Heh.

The ‘Winners’ of the Wired News Saddest-Cubicle Contest. I may be unemployed at the moment, but at least I don’t work in any of these offices!

A Visit to the Creation Museum. Upon learning that the Creation Museum had opened nearby, John Scalzi’s readers begged him to check it out. He went, but only after they donated a nice amount of money to Americans United for Separation of Church and State. You can also read more here. [via]

Can I just tell you that I re-watched the party scene from Thursday’s 30 Rock at least four times this weekend? I can’t stop laughing. We were driving to lunch on Saturday and I burst out laughing in the car. Every time I think about Kenny standing there, all upset, I snort. Genius.

Check out this open casting call for Star Trek. It’s hilarious. List the celebrities you think would make the cut in the comments. [thx greater czarina]

Famous People Who Look Like They Smell. Remember when we did our own list? A year ago?

Please to enjoy this, uh, vintage JC Penney catalog.

I will never stop laughing. I just keep going back and back and it never gets less hilarious.

Michael Colton and John Aboud recreate the 90210 opening credits for a feature on the Season 2 DVD. AWESOME. Read the rest of this entry »

This cat video is hysterical. I TOTALLY LOL’D, YOU GUYS. Read the rest of this entry »

Stacee sends along this contender for Headline of the Week.

Right-Wing Facebook. Heh. [via]

Michelle Collins from Best Week Ever Blog goes to the Cat Show and, thankfully, tells us all about it.

I love Improv Everywhere. If you haven’t heard of them, they like to create peaceful, quiet, random and totally public scenes. Their latest mission took place at a Manhattan Abercrombie and Fitch.

Welcome to my life. I’m sure you can relate. Read the rest of this entry »

Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians. Exactly what it sounds like. [via]

No one is unhappier than I am that I’ve turned into one of those bloggers that constantly posts SNL videos, but I can’t help it. Here’s their latest digital short, “People Getting Punched Before Eating.” I didn’t get completely on board with this until the “FULL RECOVERY” bit, then I started laughing and couldn’t stop. Read the rest of this entry »

Carmen Sandiego has finally been found! [via]