What an ignorant effing moron. You really didn’t know that, Dog? Really? Ugh.

Bill O’Reilly is troubled that the outing of Dumbledore will teach kids to be tolerant of homosexuals. Let me repeat that.

Bill O’Reilly [a man who has bizarre sexual fantasies and loofah fetishes] is troubled that the outing of Dumbledore [a FICTIONAL character] will teach kids to be tolerant [children are apparently homophobic from birth and need to be taught tolerance] of homosexuals [who, contrary to popular belief, are just like you and me].

I predict a Larry-Craig-style gay sex scandal for O’Reilly within a year.

Am I being unsympathetic or is this woman kind of an asshole? Not for outing this guy, because whatever, but for acting like she had nothing to do with it?

I found a flyer stuck on our door the other day as I came home from running errands. It was from a local church, advertising an “Autumn Family Festival.” My rant after the jump. Read the rest of this entry »

Shame. SHAME.

So yesterday the Senate passed a hate crime bill. Larry Craig voted against it. The world must be a very lonely place when you are mired down in such self-loathing.

Somebody explain this to me. How could they not come up with a verdict for Phil Spector? Seriously. Another celebrity buys their way out of jail time. Gah.

Bill O’Reilly is an ignorant buffoon. In other news, the sky is blue and the earth is round (sorry, Sherri Shepherd!)

Can you imagine being the victim of a robbery, losing your laptop to some douchebag, and then watching in wonder as, a short time later, someone else’s photo shows up on YOUR flickr stream?

In 2001, President Bush made an executive order that would allow him to seal his records indefinitely after leaving office. This order is in the process of being overturned, but now we’ve found that an anonymous Republican senator is blocking the reversal bill. WTF.

Let’s hear it for Sherri Shepherd, the new co-host of The View! She’s more ignorant than Elisabeth Hasselbeck! Read the rest of this entry »

This picture makes me happy.

Sigh.

Justin Timberlake, Douchebag.