Isn’t this guy supposed to be in custody?

Scariest. Mugshot. Ever.

Here’s a clip from that awful, awful show The Two Coreys. We find our boys on the set of Lost Boys 2 (direct to DVD!), where Haim throws a diva hissy and, later, is caught on audio snorting coke in his trailer. Somewhere, Dr. Drew is chomping at the bit. Read the rest of this entry »

The best minds in comics couldn’t come up with a better supervillian if they TRIED. Shame.

Seriously, retire already.

Run out of things to be angry about, have you? Read the rest of this entry »

It’s no secret I can’t stand Katherine Heigl. In every interview I read with her, she just comes across as a nasty person. Her latest comments, where she basically tells the world that the Grey’s Anatomy writers suck, really take the cake. I look forward to next season when Izzie falls down an elevator shaft, à la Dr. Drake Ramoray.

We ordered two pot lid handles from Chef Central and they arrived in this box. Seriously? The entire order could have been sent in an envelope. Nice work, douchebags.

And Michelle Malkin is an ass.

Bush says he gave up golf for the troops. I guess it’s only fair, since many of the troops have given up limbs or even their lives for him. What a guy.

The gesture is not only insulting but also ridiculous, proven by the fact that he needed to actually tell the press about it. 251 days left.

Remember RIF? Reading Is Fundamental? It’s something I remember clearly from my childhood — I grew up with a love of reading passed on to me by my parents and greatly nurtured in school with programs like RIF. Sadly, Bush wants to eliminate RIF’s funding.

Understandable, I suppose, since he’s an illiterate jackass. Find out how you can help. I’ve already gotten in touch with my state reps. You can even have your kids write letters. They must be mailed by the end of May, so do it now.

Bush, celebrating the fifth anniversary of his war.

Reading this makes me want to punch somebody in the face. Or leg, whatever.

Seriously.

I weep for this child.

Pig.

Constitution? Senate? I spit on them!

A year-end roundup of the 50 most loathsome people in America. Not sure how Brandon Davis managed to stay off that list.

If you don’t vote for Huckabee, he will shoot and kill you. He said it; I didn’t. Watch the video. Ass.

Mike ‘Boogie’ Malin fell through a skylight at his nightclub. Unfortunately, he’s fine.

It’s no secret that I can’t stand Katherine Heigl. Every interview I read with her brings out a new level of snotty bitchiness. So this doesn’t really surprise me. The thing really bothers me, though, is that she makes some valid points, but obviously those feelings weren’t strong enough to prevent her from taking the roles in the first place.

Picket-line crosser Carson Daly isn’t just going back to work without his staff, he’s urging his friends and family to be scabs.

Lovely.

What an ignorant effing moron. You really didn’t know that, Dog? Really? Ugh.