‘ Douchebaggery ’ category archive

Reading Used to be Fundamental

Wednesday, May 07, 2008 at 08:26am

RIF Remember RIF? Reading Is Fundamental? It’s something I remember clearly from my childhood — I grew up with a love of reading passed on to me by my parents and greatly nurtured in school with programs like RIF. Sadly, Bush wants to eliminate RIF’s funding.

Understandable, I suppose, since he’s an illiterate jackass. Find out how you can help. I’ve already gotten in touch with my state reps. You can even have your kids write letters. They must be mailed by the end of May, so do it now.

Roundup of Rage: “No Regrets” Edition

Wednesday, March 19, 2008 at 11:34am

Bush, celebrating the fifth anniversary of his war.

Heather Mills

Wednesday, March 19, 2008 at 07:14am

Reading this makes me want to punch somebody in the face. Or leg, whatever.

Oh, Sweet Irony

Monday, March 17, 2008 at 07:20am

Seriously.

Roundup of Rage: “Stay Classy, Larry” Edition

Friday, February 08, 2008 at 08:50am

I weep for this child.

Roundup of Rage: Bill Kristol Edition

Tuesday, February 05, 2008 at 10:40am

Pig.

Oh, You Think?

Wednesday, January 23, 2008 at 08:29am

DUH

I Am The Decider

Friday, January 11, 2008 at 08:36am

Constitution? Senate? I spit on them!

The 50 Most Loathsome People in America

Thursday, December 27, 2007 at 09:28am

A year-end roundup of the 50 most loathsome people in America. Not sure how Brandon Davis managed to stay off that list.

Huckabee Will Kill You

Thursday, December 27, 2007 at 09:04am

If you don’t vote for Huckabee, he will shoot and kill you. He said it; I didn’t. Watch the video. Ass.

Of Course He’s Okay. Douchebags Bounce.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007 at 08:08am

Mike ‘Boogie’ Malin fell through a skylight at his nightclub. Unfortunately, he’s fine.

Shut Up, Katherine Heigl

Monday, December 03, 2007 at 11:41am

It’s no secret that I can’t stand Katherine Heigl. Every interview I read with her brings out a new level of snotty bitchiness. So this doesn’t really surprise me. The thing really bothers me, though, is that she makes some valid points, but obviously those feelings weren’t strong enough to prevent her from taking the roles in the first place.

Carson Daly is Still a Douche

Wednesday, November 28, 2007 at 08:49am

Picket-line crosser Carson Daly isn’t just going back to work without his staff, he’s urging his friends and family to be scabs.

Wife Need New Shoes?

Monday, November 26, 2007 at 10:10am

Lovely.

Dog the Bounty Hunter

Wednesday, November 07, 2007 at 02:49pm

What an ignorant effing moron. You really didn’t know that, Dog? Really? Ugh.

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