Remember RIF? Reading Is Fundamental? It’s something I remember clearly from my childhood — I grew up with a love of reading passed on to me by my parents and greatly nurtured in school with programs like RIF. Sadly, Bush wants to eliminate RIF’s funding.

Understandable, I suppose, since he’s an illiterate jackass. Find out how you can help. I’ve already gotten in touch with my state reps. You can even have your kids write letters. They must be mailed by the end of May, so do it now.

Bush, celebrating the fifth anniversary of his war.

Reading this makes me want to punch somebody in the face. Or leg, whatever.

Seriously.

I weep for this child.

Pig.

Constitution? Senate? I spit on them!

A year-end roundup of the 50 most loathsome people in America. Not sure how Brandon Davis managed to stay off that list.

If you don’t vote for Huckabee, he will shoot and kill you. He said it; I didn’t. Watch the video. Ass.

Mike ‘Boogie’ Malin fell through a skylight at his nightclub. Unfortunately, he’s fine.

It’s no secret that I can’t stand Katherine Heigl. Every interview I read with her brings out a new level of snotty bitchiness. So this doesn’t really surprise me. The thing really bothers me, though, is that she makes some valid points, but obviously those feelings weren’t strong enough to prevent her from taking the roles in the first place.

Picket-line crosser Carson Daly isn’t just going back to work without his staff, he’s urging his friends and family to be scabs.

Lovely.

What an ignorant effing moron. You really didn’t know that, Dog? Really? Ugh.