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10Mar/10Off

But We Don’t Need Health Insurance Reform

My greatest fear, seriously. (via)

9Mar/10Off

Movie Patron Stabbed in Neck

Um. A) This is why I stay home and torrent movies instead, and B) Who the frick brings a meat thermometer to the movies?

7Feb/10Off

Please Kill Me.

NO.

2Feb/10Off

“Everybody Hurts” Charity Single

This charity single for Haiti, a remake of REM’s “Everybody Hurts,” is just depressing as hell. Why anyone would want to listen to this voluntarily is beyond me. It’s the feel-good song of the year! Even Robbie can’t save it.

26Jan/10Off

Giant Blythe Doll Heads

Now I know what tonight’s nightmares will look like. SO FREAKING COOL, though. via jezebel

14Jan/10Off

Two Words: Ham Daquiri

via yesbutnobutyes

7Jan/10Off

Hanes Drops Ads Featuring Charlie Sheen

Good. What is it about Charlie Sheen that makes everyone want to give him a free pass? He’s a wife-beating substance abuser with a history of violence. He deserves nothing from us except scorn. Yet we make him the highest-paid actor on television and his co-workers joke around with him when he returns to work after going to jail for threatening his wife with a knife. WTF? Hoping this ends his career. You were great once, Charlie, but now I think you’re just a piece of shit.

8Dec/09Off

Sketchy Santas

:: shudder ::

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16Nov/09Off

Scariest Headline Ever?

You be the judge.

13Nov/09Off

Do You Understand My First-Grade Child’s Homework?

Boy, I’m glad I don’t have kids, because this makes no sense to me.

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