Movie Patron Stabbed in Neck
Um. A) This is why I stay home and torrent movies instead, and B) Who the frick brings a meat thermometer to the movies?
“Everybody Hurts” Charity Single
This charity single for Haiti, a remake of REM’s “Everybody Hurts,” is just depressing as hell. Why anyone would want to listen to this voluntarily is beyond me. It’s the feel-good song of the year! Even Robbie can’t save it.
Giant Blythe Doll Heads
Now I know what tonight’s nightmares will look like. SO FREAKING COOL, though. via jezebel
Hanes Drops Ads Featuring Charlie Sheen
Good. What is it about Charlie Sheen that makes everyone want to give him a free pass? He’s a wife-beating substance abuser with a history of violence. He deserves nothing from us except scorn. Yet we make him the highest-paid actor on television and his co-workers joke around with him when he returns to work after going to jail for threatening his wife with a knife. WTF? Hoping this ends his career. You were great once, Charlie, but now I think you’re just a piece of shit.
Do You Understand My First-Grade Child’s Homework?
Boy, I’m glad I don’t have kids, because this makes no sense to me.
