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19Apr/11Off

Hey Y’all, It’s Pollen Season!

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12Apr/11Off

Doritos Flavors from Around the World

Roe and mayonnaise. ROE AND MAYONNAISE. :(

11Oct/10Off

Suck It, Monday

Today I have a headache. And I feel fat. And my knee started tweaking again in the middle of the night. And Meena woke me up at 3:00am. And I have four hours of stupid training today. Share your Monday woes in the comments — we’ll get through it together.

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23Aug/10Off

Eggs

Not so incredible OR edible right now.

17Aug/10Off

Don’t I Know It

The high cost of insomnia.

2Aug/10Off

Seven is the Magic Number

People who don’t get seven hours of sleep per night are at risk for disease. Awesome. My insomnia is going to physically kill me as well as mentally.

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7May/10Off

Elvis Died of Constipation

What a shitty way to go. HEY-YOOOOOOOO!

29Mar/10Off

The Creepiest Children’s Books Ever

OMG.

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29Mar/10Off

Police Listed “Society” as the Victim of the Crime

Har! And so much ew.

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11Mar/10Off

You’ll Get My Salt After You Pry It From My Cold, Dead Hands

NY lawmaker wants to ban restaurants from using salt. Give me a break.