Congratulations, California!

Oh, West Virgina. Read the rest of this entry »

Apparently Houston is being devoured by ants. I’ll keep the odd stinkbug, thankyouverymuch. [thx susie]

Bush says he gave up golf for the troops. I guess it’s only fair, since many of the troops have given up limbs or even their lives for him. What a guy.

The gesture is not only insulting but also ridiculous, proven by the fact that he needed to actually tell the press about it. 251 days left.

Sue Simmons is an anchor on the local NYC news. You’ll always see her doing the news in movies that are set in New York, like War of the Worlds. I love her because it seems like every Friday she gets totally silly on the air — two martini lunch kind of silly. Last night she took things to another level and dropped the f-bomb live. Read the rest of this entry »

Best story of the week.

Bush is sending everyone in America a check, presumably to stimulate the economy. Problem is, the economy is so bad right now that most people are going to use their checks to pay off debt, which won’t stimulate anything. I understand fiscally why governments do this, but with Bush & Co. it just smacks of, “Here’s some cash! Don’t forget to vote Republican!” You can bet your ass I’m going to spend that money, though — I’m not an idiot. But I’d like to spend it in the most Bush-offensive way possible. How are you going to spend yours?

A kid spikes another kid’s lunch with peanut butter cookie crumbs. A kid with a life-threatening peanut allergy. Is it wrong that sometimes I want to slap kids I don’t even know? Read the rest of this entry »

Today is Earth Day. Do something to benefit the planet today. It doesn’t have to be a big deal — maybe recycle a water bottle or remember to turn off the lights when you leave the room. I plan to walk to the library to return my books instead of drive. What are YOU going to do?

This weekend, Danica Patrick became the first female winner in IndyCar history.

4000 soldiers dead from Bush’s war.

Bush, celebrating the fifth anniversary of his war.

There’s got to be more to the story.

The geekboy and I watched this clip last night and nearly hurt ourselves laughing. Read the rest of this entry »

O snap.