‘ Current Events ’ category archive

California Court Backs Gay Marriage

Thursday, May 15, 2008 at 02:57pm

Congratulations, California!

I’ve Had ENOUGH of Hussein

Thursday, May 15, 2008 at 08:08am

Oh, West Virgina. Read the rest of this entry »

I Won’t Be Visiting Texas Anytime Soon

Thursday, May 15, 2008 at 08:00am

Apparently Houston is being devoured by ants. I’ll keep the odd stinkbug, thankyouverymuch. [thx susie]

Not Exactly An Even Trade

Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at 08:30am

Bush says he gave up golf for the troops. I guess it’s only fair, since many of the troops have given up limbs or even their lives for him. What a guy.

The gesture is not only insulting but also ridiculous, proven by the fact that he needed to actually tell the press about it. 251 days left.

Sue Simmons Says “F*ck” On The Air And It Is Awesome

Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 09:30am

Sue Simmons is an anchor on the local NYC news. You’ll always see her doing the news in movies that are set in New York, like War of the Worlds. I love her because it seems like every Friday she gets totally silly on the air — two martini lunch kind of silly. Last night she took things to another level and dropped the f-bomb live. Read the rest of this entry »

Really Gorked

Friday, May 02, 2008 at 11:19am

Best story of the week.

Bush Tries To Buy Our Respect

Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 08:19am

Bush is sending everyone in America a check, presumably to stimulate the economy. Problem is, the economy is so bad right now that most people are going to use their checks to pay off debt, which won’t stimulate anything. I understand fiscally why governments do this, but with Bush & Co. it just smacks of, “Here’s some cash! Don’t forget to vote Republican!” You can bet your ass I’m going to spend that money, though — I’m not an idiot. But I’d like to spend it in the most Bush-offensive way possible. How are you going to spend yours?

I Miss You, Bill Haverchuck

Friday, April 25, 2008 at 10:13am

A kid spikes another kid’s lunch with peanut butter cookie crumbs. A kid with a life-threatening peanut allergy. Is it wrong that sometimes I want to slap kids I don’t even know? Read the rest of this entry »

Happy Earth Day!

Tuesday, April 22, 2008 at 08:12am

Earth Day

Today is Earth Day. Do something to benefit the planet today. It doesn’t have to be a big deal — maybe recycle a water bottle or remember to turn off the lights when you leave the room. I plan to walk to the library to return my books instead of drive. What are YOU going to do?

Congratulations to Danica Patrick

Monday, April 21, 2008 at 10:19am

This weekend, Danica Patrick became the first female winner in IndyCar history.

“So?”

Monday, March 24, 2008 at 09:27am

4000 soldiers dead from Bush’s war.

Roundup of Rage: “No Regrets” Edition

Wednesday, March 19, 2008 at 11:34am

Bush, celebrating the fifth anniversary of his war.

Weirdest Crime Ever

Wednesday, March 12, 2008 at 09:52am

There’s got to be more to the story.

Grumpy Old Men

Tuesday, March 11, 2008 at 08:03am

The geekboy and I watched this clip last night and nearly hurt ourselves laughing. Read the rest of this entry »

Spitzer Linked to Prostitution Ring

Monday, March 10, 2008 at 02:39pm

O snap.

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