18 responses for this post

1. GeekBoy on Friday, July 18, 2008 at 9:18 am

   “I find your lack of sugar-free cookies disturbing.”

2. freakgirl on Friday, July 18, 2008 at 9:25 am

   “DAMN YOU CARBS!”

3. Jen in OH! on Friday, July 18, 2008 at 9:45 am

   KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!

4. chuck on Friday, July 18, 2008 at 9:48 am

   July 18, 2008. TOKYO, JAPAN. Legendary villian Darth Vader picks up doughnuts and coffee for two on Tokyo’s south-side the morning after crowning Miss Japan, 2008.

5. Sandyjoys on Friday, July 18, 2008 at 9:49 am

   I would have gotten away with it too - if it weren’t for those damn pretzel like snacks!

6. Patrick on Friday, July 18, 2008 at 9:54 am

   The obvious: Dick Cheney absorbs some of the local culture on his trip to Japan.

7. Maggie on Friday, July 18, 2008 at 10:00 am

   Dude…no Pocky?

   (Jen, Khaaaaaaaan! was also my first thought!)

8. mindy on Friday, July 18, 2008 at 10:27 am

   For the first time in recent history, my first thought wasn’t exactly the same as GeekBoy’s. (This time, it was freakgirl’s answer!)

9. Jen in OH! on Friday, July 18, 2008 at 11:06 am

   Maggie, funnily enough, Khan wasn’t my first thought! The first caption that came to my mind was the “U-G-L-Y, you ain’t got no alibi” bit. Darth Vader-as-jr-high-cheerleader is the sort of absurdity I find hilarious, but I wasn’t sure the joke would translate properly textually.

10. GeekBoy on Friday, July 18, 2008 at 11:36 am

    What, no hardcore Star Wars geeks out there going to back up the fact that my caption was actually based on a classic Darth Vader line? Anybody?

    Not that it makes it the funniest, by any means. But the most authentic at least.

    For the record, “KHAAAAAN!” was actually the first thing that popped into my head too. But that’s a Star Trek line, so the purist in me chose not to go there.

11. sandra on Friday, July 18, 2008 at 11:43 am

    GB, you just know the next photo of Darth is of him using his Jedi mind powers to crush those incapable and disappointing boxes to death.

12. freakgirl on Friday, July 18, 2008 at 12:06 pm

    What, no hardcore Star Wars geeks out there going to back up the fact that my caption was actually based on a classic Darth Vader line? Anybody?

    It’s okay, hon. I got it.

13. chuck on Friday, July 18, 2008 at 12:33 pm

    What, no hardcore Star Wars geeks out there gets the implication in mine that Vader BANGED Miss Japan and was wearing her sash as a symbol of his conquest?

    

14. freakgirl on Friday, July 18, 2008 at 12:39 pm

    It’s okay, hon. I got it.

15. Hugh on Friday, July 18, 2008 at 4:22 pm

    What, no Double Stuf? (/crushes clerk’s throat)

    “You have failed me for the last time.“

16. Maggie on Friday, July 18, 2008 at 4:39 pm

    How about, “Nooooooooooooooooooooo!”

17. charlie b on Friday, July 18, 2008 at 10:44 pm

    If this is a grocery store, where is the asparagus?

18. Tracee on Saturday, July 19, 2008 at 2:05 pm

    Using the power of the Force, Darth Vader crushes each cookie within their sealed packages. Just to be a jerk.

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