19 responses for this post

1. GeekBoy on Tuesday, February 27, 2007 at 12:57 pm

   Travolta, channeling The Great Gazoo:
   “Dance, you silly dum-dums! Xenu demands it! HAHAHA!!!”

2. krup on Tuesday, February 27, 2007 at 1:04 pm

   “Wish? Did somebody say wish?

   …long live Jambi!”

3. Megan on Tuesday, February 27, 2007 at 1:19 pm

   “…and I just clap my hands like this and Zorg takes me to Scientology-wood in this nifty spaceship!”

4. Michael on Tuesday, February 27, 2007 at 1:20 pm

   After detailing his version of the act, featuring industrial lubricant, catheter tubing, and his manny, Travolta delivers the punchline to “The Aristocrats” to stunned silence.

5. freakgirl on Tuesday, February 27, 2007 at 1:23 pm

   “If you’re crazy and you know it, clap your hands…”

6. Chuck on Tuesday, February 27, 2007 at 1:35 pm

   ::Clap clap cl::

   HELLOOOOO SAILOR!

7. Michael on Tuesday, February 27, 2007 at 1:49 pm

   I didn’t have the heart to tell Kelly she looked an absolute mess in that animal print after I looked so fabulous in it just a minute before.

8. Michael on Tuesday, February 27, 2007 at 1:53 pm

   That cracked me up, Chuck.

   Seriously, I don’t care if he’s gay or straight or whatever, but has he always been so flamboyant? On Oprah yesterday they showed clips of Gayle interviewing folks backstage, and Miss Thang veritably minced over to her, clapping and gushing and oohing over Forrest Whitaker’s win.

9. Chuck on Tuesday, February 27, 2007 at 2:05 pm

   I think his flamboyance is just him getting comfortable in his own skin. Ahem.

10. Michael on Tuesday, February 27, 2007 at 2:15 pm

    I get that.

    While he’s getting comfortable, girlfriend could use some powder. Hello, shiny!

11. sandra on Tuesday, February 27, 2007 at 3:20 pm

    Ok, seriously… what the HELL is going on there?

12. freakgirl on Tuesday, February 27, 2007 at 3:50 pm

    I agree with Chuck…seems like old JohnnyCakes is starting the “I don’t give a crap what you think” portion of his life. Also, starring in the “Hairspray” movie in drag probably helped him along a bit.

    And totally, Michael, look into some blotting papers, man!

    P.S. Worst toupee ever

13. Jen in OH! on Tuesday, February 27, 2007 at 5:35 pm

    I say, we can go where we want to
    A place where they will never find
    And we can act like we come from out of this world
    Leave the real one far behind
    We can dance, we can dance
    Everybody take off your pants
    Safety dance

14. The Other Andrew on Tuesday, February 27, 2007 at 7:30 pm

    Can’t any of you goddamn Scientologists just SIT on a sofa?

15. Hugh on Tuesday, February 27, 2007 at 7:32 pm

    “Mister Kot-tair! I just wanted to say - That thing you told me about how if I get a jet, I’ll have a private harem of girls who will like, do whatever I say? It’s true! I love you, Mister Kotter. Now, dance for me or my henchmen will lower Horshack into the boiling oil.”

16. susan on Tuesday, February 27, 2007 at 11:52 pm

    Clap On Clap Off

17. owen on Wednesday, February 28, 2007 at 5:29 am

    Look, my credibility. What, you can’t see it, its right here in my hands. Ooohh, i see the problem, its invisible, but don’t worry, Tom Cruise told me it was there, and Katie too!

18. charlsa on Wednesday, February 28, 2007 at 10:13 am

    A Reenactment from Grease - Do the Hand Jive

19. Soosan on Wednesday, February 28, 2007 at 11:50 am

    “Can’t any of you goddamn Scientologists just SIT on a sofa? ”

    hardy har har!

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