Congratulations, California!
I know, right? Very proud to be Californian today.
Very proud Californian. (Who is secretly embarassed that all his gay friends were too lazy to get married when it was briefly legal here last time. )
ME: “So, are you going to do it?” THEM: “Have you seen that line?” ME: /slaps forehead…
Well, the important thing to remember about gay marriage is that it’s actually not mandatory.
Contrary to popular belief.
So does that mean I don’t have to start having sex with my dog then? I thought that’s what would be required when we started letting the gays get married.
Oh, yes, you’ll have to have sex with your dog. Was I not clear? GAY AGENDA!
Cool. I might be able to pick up some cheap real estate in the Bay area after the inevitable natural (HAND OF GOD) disaster.
Seriously, this is exciting news. The times, they are a changin’. Right?
Very happy to be a Californian! Hope the haters don’t get their measure passed in November; they’re going to try again.
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Athena714 on Thursday, May 15, 2008 at 3:35 pm
I know, right? Very proud to be Californian today.
Hugh on Thursday, May 15, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Very proud Californian.
(Who is secretly embarassed that all his gay friends were too lazy to get married when it was briefly legal here last time. )
ME: “So, are you going to do it?”
THEM: “Have you seen that line?”
ME: /slaps forehead…
freakgirl on Thursday, May 15, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Well, the important thing to remember about gay marriage is that it’s actually not mandatory.
Contrary to popular belief.
shannon b. on Thursday, May 15, 2008 at 4:52 pm
So does that mean I don’t have to start having sex with my dog then? I thought that’s what would be required when we started letting the gays get married.
freakgirl on Thursday, May 15, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Oh, yes, you’ll have to have sex with your dog. Was I not clear? GAY AGENDA!
Michael on Friday, May 16, 2008 at 10:38 am
Cool. I might be able to pick up some cheap real estate in the Bay area after the inevitable natural (HAND OF GOD) disaster.
Seriously, this is exciting news. The times, they are a changin’. Right?
oolookitty on Friday, May 16, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Very happy to be a Californian! Hope the haters don’t get their measure passed in November; they’re going to try again.