11 responses for this post

1. John on Friday, July 20, 2007 at 10:37 am

   The Constitution? It’s just a goddamned piece of paper!

2. GeekBoy on Friday, July 20, 2007 at 10:57 am

   God: “What the f*@k??? I never damned the Constitution. That little douchetard Bush puts more words in my mouth.” (Yells into his intercom.) “I need you to go back and check the tapes. Did I ever damn the Constitution?”

   Secretary: (pauses) “No sir. But you have damned Dianetics fifteen times in the past year.”

   God: “Well of course! I wouldn’t even give that shit-rag to Judas Iscariot to wipe his ass with!”

3. freakgirl on Friday, July 20, 2007 at 11:06 am

   I like that you censored the word “f*@k” but had no problem with: douchetard, damn, shit-rag and ass.

4. GeekBoy on Friday, July 20, 2007 at 11:09 am

   For me, it’s not a bad curse word unless it has a hard K in it.

5. Heather on Friday, July 20, 2007 at 11:54 am

   ARRGGHH*$@#$&#$@#$*!!! [head explodes]

   I don’t even know why I’m bothering to learn this “Constitutional law” stuff for the bar exam. OBVIOUSLY IT’S COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT. Separation of powers? Checks and balances? Due process? Pshaw! HE’S THE DECIDER!

6. mindy on Friday, July 20, 2007 at 1:52 pm

   He only reads the Constitution for the Articles.

7. freakgirl on Friday, July 20, 2007 at 2:10 pm

   http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITI.....lonoscopy/

   For a minute, I was like, “When did Cheney become a doctor?” And then I thought, “When has he NOT had his hand all the way up Bush’s ass?”

8. Charlie B on Friday, July 20, 2007 at 2:47 pm

   He’s already gutted Posse Comitatus and the Insurrection Act
   http://www.dailykos.com/story/2006/10/18/211033/23

   And gives himself the power to ensure the continuity of government in the case of a catastrophic emergency, by placing himself at the head of all three branches of government:
   http://progressive.org/mag_wx051807

   Let’s hope the Reichstag doesn’t catch fire. Again.

9. Jason on Friday, July 20, 2007 at 2:58 pm

   That’s it. I give up. I love our neoconservative overlords! Denounce your anti-war views and keep your stuff.

10. Hugh on Friday, July 20, 2007 at 3:29 pm

    KENT BROCKMAN: “Ladies and gentlemen, uh, we’ve just lost the picture, but what we’ve seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has apparently been taken over — ‘conquered’ if you will — by a master race of giant space ants. It’s difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive earth men or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I for one welcome our new insect overlords. I’d like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.”

11. freakgirl on Friday, July 20, 2007 at 4:35 pm

    What Hugh said.

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